For years, my mother and my father have told me that I should write a book. It would make people laugh, they’d say. Like a modern-day Erma Bombeck (if you know who that is, you can probably figure out that I am not wearing skinny jeans with a thong hanging out the back; I also think Kim Kardashian is a disgusting piece of trash. Read: I am not 20 years old).
Well, this is the next best thing. A blog.
Oh, the world of blogging. I have read a few. I never really had any interest in blogging. I mean, it’s just my life. Who would want to learn about an ordinary woman’s life? But as time has gone on, I have found that my life is actually pretty funny. Everyday things become a catalyst for a lot of laughter. I have said, out loud, more than once, “Holy hell, I can’t believe that actually happened! Is there a hidden camera somewhere?” I also often start sentences with “You know I am going to hell, right?” I plan to offer pearls of wisdom, interspersed with randomness and a splash of laughter as the garnish. Should be fun.
So, again, welcome. I hope you enjoy your visit.